Lord of War

Yuri Orlov:

Of all the weapons in the vast Soviet arsenal nothing was more profitable than Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947, more commonly known as the AK-47, or Kalashnikov. It’s the world’s most popular assault rifle, a weapon all fighters love. An elegantly simple nine pound amalgamation of forged steel and plywood, it doesn’t break, jam, or overheat. It will shoot whether it’s covered in mud or filled with sand. It’s so easy even a child can use it, and they do. The Soviets put the gun on a coin, Mozambique put it on their flag. Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people’s greatest export. After that comes vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists. One thing is for sure; no one was lining up to buy their cars.

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The Keys Conspiracy

I think…

The Keys would be better off with Oscar Paris Jackson than Jay Zed, Swiss gold brick, and the other aspiring billionaires.

The Keys needs to reunite with BONO to sing the 25th anniversary Jubilee get out of jail free song next year. These Top G’s are just holding her back.

Get right with God Alicia Keys! I’ve heard strange stories about Switzerland. I don’t want you retiring there like Tina Turner.

Assalamu alaikum

Salam Ya Mahdi

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